I choose McCain BECAUSE HE WON'T RAISE MY TAXES!

Dear Fat-asses (in particular white, so-called Christians from "red counties"),

You are right, I have suddenly realized. McCain's promise not to raise taxes is truly the winning proposition in this presidential race.

Taxes are bad, right? Government takes taxes from hard-working people and misuses this money to pay for things like illegal invasions of sovereign nations; they use this money to off-set the losses in government coffers thanks to massive tax-cuts for multi-billionaires; they use this money to politicize policy-processes and governing, so rather than resolving problems caused by disasters like Katrina, high-paid Party-wonks with extensive experience in Arabian horses (see Mikey Brown) sit by and watch while a whole city sinks into the mud (but, Cheney and Bush were rest assured that he "was on our side of the political picture").

Misused taxes are spent hiding the effects of science. Teams of people were employed to alter and white-out (white out costs add up quickly) any mentions of global warming and its link to rising part of CO2 in the air. Misused taxes are spent paying companies whose responsibility is to a) rebuild Iraq; b) ensure the safety and overall welfare of our troops in harm's way: but, as time would show, these companies would spend the money on high-priced things not really needed for the troops welfare--why do we need more tanks in fighting the Iraqi insurgency? Wouldn't body armor be better? Why? Higher margins on the big stuff, fewer logitisical costs in dispersing these items.

So, with lowers taxes, we won't need to worry about the inherent evil of government screwing us over, right? We won't have to worry that the next administration will spend the money inappropriately. With fewer taxes, we won't have to worry about the lack of federal money going for the upkeep of roads, bridges; securing ports, boarders, airports, tunnels; we won't need to worry the non-existent effects of global warming and the ever more intense hurricanes and the destruction wrought by these non-existent effects. No, lower taxes will free us from all of these things.

And, then, you, Mrs. Fat-ass, with your 3 sons (one who is on his 3rd tour in Iraq) and one daughter (who may or may not be a meth-addict and pregnant), with the money you have saved on your annual income of $34,000 as a result of the the taxes that Obama couldn't raise because we chose McCain (under Obama you would have paid a total of new taxes--$0.00), you can invest money with your neigbors and rebuild that bridge which collapsed last week killing 4 people during rush-hour; you can also help pay for the removal of trash from the landfill which has filled up quicker than anyone thought just outside of town.

Oh, and when that tornado rips the roof of your trailer? Don't expect FEMA to do anything because a) they will have no money left as they have been stripped to the bone by McCain because, guess what, there is no money to pay for their response-team; and b) the FEMA people will be in Milan at Fashion Week, anyway (the price we pay to be fashionable!). But, should the beaches erode along the coast of South Carolina or NJ and the sea start to threaten the well-being of some homes of really rich people, then guess what, Fatso? Suddenly, out from behind the cuppard, up over Uncle John's workbench in the garage, they'll pull out a few billion and fix up them beaches so that the property value of them there homes will be protected--your trailer, though, is already in Oz but instead of falling on the witch, it fell on your pregnant, methed-out daughter ("The Lord do work in strange ways, but my poor Jenny was a lost soul and so now she is gone and so be it.")

Well, I do believe that lower taxes are good, right? Especially, given that I am a multi-millionaire and I have the wealth and the military strength of the US government protecting my interest, business and personal, all over the world, 24-7. Gee, it's nice have "less government"' because, when there is LESS GOVERNMENT FOR YOU POOR, GOD-FEARING WORKING SAPS, TEHRE IS MORE GOVERNMENT FOR ME AND MY FELLOW MILLIONAIRES.

U-S-A, U-S-A!! DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!

Socialism versus so-called American Capitalism (round one)

I am not a socialist. I am realist.

Real: Sweden, Finnland, Denmark, France, Norway, Switzerland, all "socialist" for the most part. What does this mean? It means they have very low crime rates, amazing infrastructures, small business flourishes, all have medical care, people are happy and despite their being societal woes, for the most part, people are safe and sound and glad to be alive.

Real: America today. Can't pay the mortgage? 4 kids and no job, your fault, not mine, give us the keys please. Make a new plan Stan. Health care, you got it you say, well, now, you are real sick and that treatment is gonna cost us a lot of money, so...sorry, look again, no health care. Slip out the back Jack. Roads crumbling and bridges falling? Too bad--we are busy freeing people from the sand who never wanted freeing anyway! $billions each month poured into Iraq and Afghanistan but your community is crumbling...too bad, this is big-business driven American capitalism.

Guess what, dear friends, I chose "socialism"!

The First Post! "Obama is a Socialist?"

Fat, "God-fearing" Christians from Southern states and the so-called "red counties" from the "real America" (to paraphrase the hot bimbo from Alaska--I would definitely take a roll in the snow with her 40-something ass) are now latching onto the latest highly-emotive name for our next president (Obama, of course): "he's a socialist. He wants to share the wealth."

Sticks and stones may break his bones (better the bones of those idiots that think that about him) but names will never hurt him! Why do they call him a socialist? Because he is upset by the fact that 90% of the nation's wealth is concentrated in the hands of 1%--and most of these people are white and so-called "Christians" and they have earned massive amounts of wealth from the invasion and occupation of Iraq--he says he wants the nation's "wealth" to be more equally dispersed.

What does that mean? Taking their money by force and handing it out to people? No, idiots! It means giving small business people a chance to taste this great American pie. It means keeping jobs in America and not forcing everyone onto the rolls of Wal-Mart! Those rich, "Christians"--greed being a sin--send jobs overseas because "it makes economic sense", they say! "Welp, gotta keep our eye on the bottom-line, right--ptoong (as he pits out some chaw-juice). "

Well, Beckett Thackeray Hupskutcher (the typical name of these country-club-goers from places like Owl's Tooth, Kentucky), I think that your $4.5 billion in profit which is then divied up amongst, say, 100 white shareholders is A LOT OF MONEY! And, if you had just invested a little in your community, kept jobs in America, paid a wee-bit higher wage to "Chuck All-American" with his wife "Betty" and their three kids (Elmer, Cathy Lee and Tiger) then guess what!? Your profit would drop to $4.4 billion! GREED!! Pure and simple, my friends!

So, really, Obama is the American with our interests at heart and the Repigs and the "fat Christians" are not socialists, but rather they are "Russian-Communists"!!

In Russia, everything was state-owned and so the 5000 or so party-bosses lived real high on that hog during the years of the Soviet Union. Massive, state-owned companies hoarded all of the wealth and kept the masses toiling in dead-end, meaningless jobs. Free-enterprise and small businesses didn't exist.

Guess what? Bush, the so-called anti-"goberment" goober that he is, has expanded government into our lives more than any other prez. He has infringed upon our American-given rights in ways that completely resemble past and present Russia (I know, I live in Russia today and have so for 15 years). And, he has a small coterie of fat, pastey-white "Christians" who have gotten really, really wealthy over the past 8 years while 98% of Americans have gotten poorer. Savings have been wiped out! The financial system has been nationalized and soon, your homes will belong to the government--Fannie and Freddie now being goverment toys.

So, I would rather have a socialist running our country than a COMMIE and that is what McCain would be as he would simply repeat the policies of Cheney and Bush.

Sadly, the Repigs have stolen God and used Him the way the Bolsheviks used Lenin...well, guess what, Lenin is dead and so too, sadly, is the "God" of the fat, white Christians who believe in Bush, Cheney, McCain and who so, so hate our America!